Con: So, what am I going to write today?
JFW1415: Write about horses!
Con: No. Horses are dumb.
*Every girl on YWS gets out a torch and pitchfork*
Snoink: Dumb? You called horses dumb?
JFW1415: Horses are better than boys.
Jabberhut: What kind of a girl are you?
Connie: I’m not a girl.
Jabberhut: Yes you are
*Connie looks down*
Connie: What!? How did this happen? I’m not a girl.
Author: Yes you are.
Connie: Who are you? I’m the author, not you!
Morpheus: He is the author. You are simply the literary representation of your mental self.
Connie: Where’d you come from?
Author: That’s not important. Carry on.
Connie: He’s saying I’m a girl!
Clo: You are a girl though. A pretty girl.
Connie: Really?
Clo: Yep. You’re stunning.
*Conrad looks around uncomfortably. GLaDOS appears.*
GLaDOS: After this session, there will be grief counseling and cake.
Connie and Prokaryote: The cake is a lie!
Kylan: The cake, a soft wondrous creation like a miniature pillar of Greek architecture fashioned from many culinary ingredients, was no more truth than the words spilled from the mouths of politicians while supporters cheered them on like a thousand guns firing in a war against some opponent of outdated ideals.
Connie: Oh my goodness Ky that was so amazing! *hugs*
Kylan: Your undying adoration, like that of teenage girls for Stephanie Meyer and her characters, which are constructed as flimsily as stick houses before the dropping of a thousand atom bombs, is appreciated.
Connie: Anyway, I don’t care if I’m a girl. Horses are still stupid.
Snoink: *Flails epically* Get her!
*There is a ginormous fight. Somehow James Woods, The Undertaker, a Portal Turret, Pat Buchanan, Bartimaeus, Craig Ferguson, and Venom all get involved. During the fight vials of gene candy get thrown in. When it’s all over everyone is different and mixed up.*
Connie: *is now a mermaid* This is way out of hand.
PenguinAttack: *is now a penguin* Squawk. Now I have an irrational fear of men in batsuits.
Snoink: *is a pig* Oink. This is stupid.
JFW1415: *is a horse* Speak for yourself. I’m awesome. Neigh.
Connie: No, you’re not.
*JFW1415 kicks Connie in the head*
Connie: Ouch!
BigBadBear: *is a bear* So, who’s up for a word war?
All: Yay!
*BigBadBear has left the conversation*
All: Aw!
Clo: *is Barack Obama* Let’s go get some coffee!
All: Yay!
*All leave except for the Portal Turret. Willem Defoe runs in, looking disheveled.*
Willem Defoe: There was a firefight!
*The Portal Turret guns down Willem Defoe*
Portal Turret: I don’t hate you. Goodbye. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Elton John!
Sir Elton John: B-b-b-Benny and the Jetsssssssssssss.
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Haha, I know this is old, but it's still amusing. I love how he parodied Kylan.
Kylanesque: adj. describes a very creative, original, and sometimes lengthy simile or metaphor that no one else would probably have ever thought up.
Dude, Connie's YWS fanfic was totally Kylanesque, man. I was like "... whoa."
Tee hee!
-Holly
XD
Kylan's lines were awesome. Very funny, con. Had me busting up. XD
Win.
i really loved it!
you know what?
I think i'll write a fic..
"the YWS fic"
about snoink, myself, nate and miley Cyrus have to rescue the site from Andrew Potts hacking into it and setting a boi bomb which will kill all YWS members, and a 2nd nutron bomb that will distroy the rest of the world!
MATT
PS: put me in next time, eh?
Hahhaha. Still can't get past the fact that you seem a bit girly Conrad? Man I feel like doing a fanfic based on YWS now
I think you should had included PenguinAttack more into the conversation. She seems to just randomly pop up out of nowhere and doesn't seem to have much point in conversation.
I also think that Snoink should had been a bit more hyperactive lol. She seems a bit watered down.
Lol anyway, keep going.
You're right, Clo! Why no one thought of that?
But still, very nice job.
Well, anyways, Conrad, well done. Of course, it would've been so much better if only I had been in it, right?
I cracked a little too hard and now it hurts...
And I have to say, very graceful ending, too. More!
Demeter xxx
There's certainly been a lot of fan fics lately. Maybe we should have a YWS fanfic contest! We should have done that for YWS's birthday bash - oh no! Oh well... next time maybe.
Or if anyone wants to host that.
I, like, know no one besides few on here. So, after reading this, I got a bit more confused.
Now I think everyone that took part in that is totally crazy.
Pretty much, I was saying, "WHAT?"
But still, it was hilariously funny!
No offense, of course. It's just super funny!
That was the funniest part to me. But I agree with this "Connie". Horses can be dumb. *hides now*
Con really captured the essence of Ky, though we love him for his poetic brilliance.
This deserves a star!
~Angel
What can I say, I'm a digital monster.
I'm glad you two liked it. I was very proud of both of your parts. I hope you're okay with the literary representations of your digital selves.
That's terrible!
-Kylan
Yes, yes, you really do!
And that part about me. Jeez. Holy freak. That had me ROFLing. Seriously. I do that so many times it's not even funny. It's my #$@# computer!
-Jared
*cracks up*
Jeez, do I really sound like that?
-Kylan
Hilarious Conrad. It had my rolling around my dog crate in laughter.
For some odd reason this and,
Were the best parts in here to me.
~Again, Hilarious
-Chupa- ~Corie
This is a stunning combination of deliciousness and pretty girly-ness. I'm a little sad that the cake is a lie though. You could do some serious revisions where the cake is not a lie, but perhaps the scones are a lie, because it's less upsetting when the scones are a lie.
And now everyone knows I'm secretly Barack Obama. Oh, disclosure! *stomps off to write speech*